swaybound:

I’m still not quite sure why girls strapped to metal frames and attached to torturous devices turn me on. It’s like a whole new level of cruelty. You’re not even doing it to them. All you do is strap them onto it and press the “ON - HIGH” button. And it’s convenient too. You can make coffee, check email, or knit a sweater while you listen to her screams and pleads.

For some reason, I’ve had this fantasy several times lately too. One would feel so helpless strapped on to something like that. And it looks so strange… like you’re being experimented on or something.

And Sir, if you need any knitting tips, I’m here. ;)